Recent reviews by Easy AI

My pocket is full of 10 snakes.

CA will introduce DLC, introduce bugs, and wait 3 months to 2 years to fix bugs. They can be minor or game breaking. Their patching cycle is horrible.

The DLC price creep seems less to do with warhammer 3 and more with their failed side projects.

The apology letter for price increase reads like a veiled threat and is pretty tone deaf.

I love games that are a mile wide and an inch deep. Dune spice wars tries this, but doesn't go wide enough nor deep enough.

The combat is between passable and bad.
Expanding in the early game is good. But this gets worse as the game goes on.
Fliers are in the game. These are mixed as well. Good if the enemy has no range attacks. Also they don't do much damage against harvesters so harassment isn't really a thing.
Conquest mode is neat except it is 3 of 5 factions in play. Soon to be 3 of 6.
Some conquest mission types just take too long in time commitment.
The games can last way too long and do not respect your time.

The gameplay is fun.

You may never see it due to connection issues with peer-to-peer servers.

You may never even see a lobby.

I am gonna still play it because I have some luck with the peer-to-peer side, but most of my friends are not having that luck.

This is an alright survivors game, but not great. They copied a lot of the ideas of this genre but without any of the soul.

The experience that drops doesn't make a sound when you pick it up.

The game is fun.

2 months ago they removed in game chat and added an in game ad for total war access, a really bad service, and a disgusting looking ad. You can not remove it without turning on steam overlay and merging your account.

Well one add goes away. I still got two more. One tells me to go buy game 3 via the microsoft store and another from steam. I already own it.

They can ♥♥♥♥ off with this.

Wanted to like it.

A lot of assets bought from store. Can handle that.
Sounds are really bad. Like volume wise, sound wise, and a lack of sound in places.
Building looks awful with a lack of flat areas and no corners for roofs. No half stairs, only a full level so it is hard to work with uneven areas without having huge foundations. Some walls have different colors than walls with windows, like copper.
The deamon invasion defense mode goes so slowly and is such a non threat it is a waste of time.

The translation is probably the best part since it is so awful and funny. You will laugh your ass off for the first hour or two of the game.

At least you can grind forever like a cultivator.

A good game for the price as long as you understand one dev made it.

Some of the voice acting is off as well as some lines, but the mech customization and the maps are good enough.

Would kill for a co-op even local co-op version of this game. Hoping it does well so a second game can come out with multiplayer.

They some how made this worse than the first game and the UI and buttons more alien.

Put it back in the oven for a few more months. Check on it at regular intervals. Then take it out and serve.

Steam asked me to update this. So I found more bugs.