If I had a nickel for every time Shadow had a [REDACTED] I'd have two nickels; which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

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ik you didn't ask for it. But I signed your profile.

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Signed by a future Prodigy <3 -Maybe

sgined by F1ukie

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Girl: am I pretty?
Boy: no
Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?
Boy: no
Girl: do you even like me?
Boy: no
Girl: would you cry if I walked away
Boy: no
*She'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes*
*The boy grabbed her arm*
Boy: you're not pretty...... You're beautiful
Boy: i don't want to be with you forever..... I need to be with you forever
Boy: i don't like you...... I love you
Boy: i wouldn't cry if you walked away...... I die if you walked away
Boy whispered: please stay with me
Girl: i will
*tonight at midnight your true love will realize he/she loves you *something good will happen to you at 1-4pm *tomorrow it could happen anywhere! *get ready for the shock of your life! *if you don't repost this to 5other comments...... You will have badluck in relationships for the next 10yearsWARNING IF YOU STOP READING YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT.

shadow is a dado that like to wear camo. He sits in a smoke and gets ready to prey on little silvers in his way. You better watch out, for shadow the bado who is ready to one tap you like Ustilo. Yea Yea, you better be afraid, shadow gonna get you like a spectrum of aids. Do your best to hide, it wont be long until you see you have died. Bang Bang, is all you hear, Bang Bang, right through your ear. Good Game.

i eat ass

That sounds like ♥♥♥♥♥ backpedaling

You right

-rep because you can't take a joke hahahahahaha

+rep for kicking Narshits ass

Lol I dont even play RL, I like how you go on my profile to talk ♥♥♥♥ when I didnt say anything, and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destroyed you and your ♥♥♥♥ friend

> when you're so ♥♥♥♥ that you can't even get a GC title

hey this guy is really cool -JW

IKON TAKES HOME THE TROPHY!!!!! WHAT A GOALLLLLL

Room open for cs go team?

What's my gender? 🚺🚹❓❓Did you just 😱 ask me 😂😂 what my gender 👧🏽👦🏽 was❓❗Oh my god, you are LITERALLY 👋🏻 the most IGNORANT 💩 AND ILLTERATE 📚📚📚 ❌❌ ♥♥♥♥ I have EVER seen👀👀👀 What gives you the RIGHT ✔✔ to ask me what my 🚺🚹🚺🚹 gender is? 😂😂😂 Since you're SOOOOOOO curious🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼 I'll have you know ☝🏼🏼☝🏼☝🏼 that I am a 🚺🚹 G E N D E R F L U I D 🚹🚺 not gonna sit here ⬇️⬇️ and explain 📢📢, but I'm gonna tell you anyways ☝🏼️🙇🏼☝🏼🙇🏼☝🏼🙇🏼 Being G 🚺 E 🚹 N 🚺 D 🚹 E 🚺 R 🚹 F 🚺 L 🚹 U 🚺 I 🚹 D means that I am both M A L E 🍆💦👦 and F E M A L E👧🏽👠💄🍑 ❗️❗️❗️❗️ I can swap ⬇️⬆️➡️⬅️ between these genders 👌🏻😂 as I please❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find waifus who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little waifu if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even waifu, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :))

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Stole all my food and took all my lunch money while I was turned around

+Rep

Meme'd all over our team!!!

super fishy

"I wasn't cheating"

gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. (Dis is so sad btw mak U cry.)

she sed "bbz wil u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO.."

da gurl cryed N ran accross da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

she got hit bi a CAR.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whsipered 2 her corpse

"I ment 2 sey I will luv u FIVE-ever......." (dat mean he luv her moar dan 4evr....)

repost if dis mad u CRY