If I had a nickel for every time Shadow had a [REDACTED] I'd have two nickels; which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

We regret to inform you that the card titled "Mommy's Debit" has been declinded your latest purchases due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters

- 3x Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9

- 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies

- 6x Magnum condoms

- 5x Bananas

- 1x Small Condom

- 2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream

- 1x Deag's Rust Career

- 1x Gay Poster

Please respond back to us using your old email:

i♥♥♥♥[email protected]

Thanks for your patience,

Wells All Mighty Lord Gabe.

ik you didn't ask for it. But I signed your profile.

signed by son guko

Signed by a future Prodigy <3 -Maybe

sgined by F1ukie