Shake and bake, baby!

Another successful campaign logged in our ledger. As we weathered a month long assault of frightful proportions, we mustered our mettle and blasted chunks of backlog from Logos. Albeit we are entitled to revel in our success, our charge is never complete. Weakened but never truly defeated. He is inevitable.

As we dash into the next wave of challenges the Great Hoarder has for us, speed is of the utmost importance. We mustn’t let up the pace we have set for ourselves.

In an effort to boost morale and spread the wealth, Centurion Koda has recently opened his coffers and shared the spoils of his conquests amongst the guild. Thank his generosity by reinforcing our defenses with completion flexes.

Put the pedal to the metal. This month we go FAST! Just remember the key to this challenge is drivable vehicles.

When you’re done speeding to that challenge hundo, don’t forget that the first two weeks of December is the Catch UP. ANY monthly challenge from January to November may be completed for the same xp and role. No double dipping though. If your game satisfied numerous challenges, you pick. If you don’t care, the mod doing your check will decide.

As always, if you have any questions, hit up the discord.

A shadowy presence looms over the guild lands. The chill of the Greedy One is smothering. Empowered by the Fall Festivities, wheeling and dealing bolsters your backlog but also boosts his boons.

Do Not Fret! Do Not Fear! We are tempered trappers of Twisted Winds. Ever-present and relentless. The Great Hoarder is no match for our steel resolve. For we hoard too! The backlog must grow! So I challenge you to litter our halls of hundos with your accomplishments.

Alas, the regiment of Stormchasers will be at a close for the remainder of the year. I value and respect those of you who have joined their ranks this year. Worry not though, for you may still sharpen your skills with our normal monthly challenges, as we barrel our way through Fright Club.

So let the Fright Nights commence. We will bark at the blood moon with haughty hunter’s pride. We will hunt. We will hundo!

- Antidote, Seeker of Crowns

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Ladies and brethren of the realm, I come to you again with disturbing news.

We have seen many still nights and bloodless sunrises while we have upheld our charge. Logos the Excess and his indomitable presence have been slowed to almost a halt, despite his sempiternity. Alas, that time has come for our Heroes, Elden Lords, War-maidens, Stalwarts and any other insightful titles you’ve come to claim to remain vigilant and militant. We have yet to reach the blood moon of the fright nights but signs point to troubled times for Twisted Winds. We must be super in order to survive with our souls intact and delay the great hoarder more moments of his perpetual persistence. Eagerly, I will anticipate your stamps of solidarity in our hall of completions as you succeed through this month’s challenge.

I would also like to notify the elite regiment of those who have achieved Stormchaser status or would like to join the nobility this quarter. We challenged ourselves further this season and limited ourselves to only the most robust of indies. That being said, you have the duration of September to complete that challenge, as well, before it vanishes forever. Due to its stricter entrance to the Halls of Indie-Pendence, the boons will be boosted. Those who complete the year’s FINAL STORMCHASER challenge, the xp payout will be significantly more impressive.

Good Fortune and Greater Boons,
Antidote, Keeper of Crowns

Greetings patrons of the realm,

The time for rest, relaxation, and recreation must come to a pause. One must stay ready, in order avoid getting ready. It is a time for Action! It is a time for Adventure! It is a time for Anime! Our backlogs may have grown from the recent Summer Blessings from Lord Gaben, but with a little extra effort we may continue to stave off the indulgence left behind Logos the Excess. Let us stay vigilant and thwart the efforts of great hoarder. I look forward to your declarations of solidarity as you flood our nemesis with war cries exclaiming “we will not fold! We AAAchieve despite you!”

Greetings inhabitants of Twistia,

I have splendid news to report from villages throughout our kingdom. Baron Lein the Huntsman and the Dark Lady send news that all sources of chaotic energy have receded. Noble Peekay the Obscure has alerted the Council that his lands are also clear from taint, as well as, Lady Bones of the Broken Coast sending word that all threats have been .... broken <boisterous guffaw>.

We had many valiant efforts from heroes of the kingdom such as Primarch Pito the Flexecutioner single-handedly dismantling the Black Myth's mischievous advances on our kingdom. While the Major crippled the rabid berserker Azan at the vanguard. Cortan of Rama, Solarion the Knight, and Plebius the Noose magnified their efforts in triplicate and managed to down a Saint! The Moose bested the Sovereign Mateus and his horde of demons through fantastical means. Almighty Quiv tamed saurions with ease, while the Wolfborn One conquered the Oblivion and managed to halt the shadow's advance. Our guild is littered with legendary heroes on every front.

The Twisted Nether appears to have stabilized for the moment. Naught a dragon, mythical beast, or the like have been spotted in days. The fringe fires no longer ablaze. We owe the gods great thanks for keeping Logos the Excess at bay while we thwart his minions and diminish his chance to grasp a foothold in our territory. Ever present the threat of invasion from the Backlands, we must remain vigilant and at the ready.

Albeit, we must maintain our resolve and hold steadfast, nay need to. We also shant infringe on some of the common comforts we've come to crave. This day we celebrate new triumphs. Take this time to surf into salacious summer sales provided by Lord Gaben himself. Acquire riches at a reduced rate. You've earned it! Take this newfound expertise and experience even more challenges on the horizon. For we may be one kingdom, you all are still independent nobles who hunt on their own terms. Iron sharpens iron. Join the hunt and accept the Stormchasers call at your own pace.

Ever present and ever ready to mobilize,

Council of Elders