yoo bro, add me! :)

signed by your real love <3

I honestly and truly wish that you can hear me when I say that you are honestly everything so indescribably stunningly beautiful, talented, precious and amazing in this world. You truly shine and glow brighter than the Sun, moon and stars in the sky. All I honestly want to do is give you gorgeous flowers every single day and tell you that you are a absolute treasure and amazing gift in this world. You seriously have the most mesmerizing, entrancing, captivating, hypnotizing and beautiful eyes that I'm constantly getting lost in. I honestly can't help but say that You are truly the sexiest, most overwhelmingly beautiful human being I have ever laid my eyes on constantly. You have the greatest most amazing, priceless and contagiously beautiful smile ever. Your smile honestly lights up my day and the whole entire world. Every time I look at you it is honestly like the first time

Yo I trade my pudge arcana for any 10 Dota2 loading screens - if you want send me trade offer, I will accept

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Local Disk (C:)
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Polden is the type of guy to give you 50 cents for a frozen fruit cup at your high school canteen and not ask for it back, +rep.

I once saw polden ask for no pickles on his burger, they forgot to take the pickles off his burger but he kept his cool and gave them to me. Most calm dude I know and never loses his ♥♥♥♥ +rep

Some guy in my profile gives his items to everyone for some reason. He gave me arcana for free lol

First person in human history to pull his boob muscle while sinking a local brew

Only person I know that LARPs on facebook, he really knows how to immerse himself into any character +rep

Every single time I open up a game he messages me saying "lol games dead" even when I'm playing a SP game, guy knows how to hit you in the feels +rep

I asked for full cream and he came back with lite milk, -rep

Keeps asking for a reach-around but forgets the fundamentals of the reach-around require compassion and desire.

We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mum's Visa" has been declined, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)


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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE

+rep only bloke i know who will work the shaft while cradling the berries at the same time.

+rep one of the best low priority gamers in the country

-rep tried to scam me of my karambit tiger tooth, my advice is to steer clear of this guy if he tries to add you

+rep is a bloke

RIP

Died in horrific ballsack removal surgery.

+rep! Fase and good trader!