if he loves me why does he never come to visit :(

jesus loves you

teehee

I'd probably go to the hospital dumbass what did you think would happen

what if I pistol whipped you as hard as possible

$18 dollar sandwich but it's soggy as fuhhhhhhh

you should 100% Noita next for your completionist showcases

your zip line in death stranding 2 PISSED ME OFF. -100 LIKES

#mood

i wanna put donuts around my dingaling and lure venom snake like homer simpson to my wiener and when he accidentally puts it in his mouth he will yell "DOH!"

yes

you mind if a sam like me porters his little bridge?

please dont dude im sorry. please dont kek its not my fault. blame my mother

I lost what little respect I had left for you when I found out your real name is Burtrum. you have no idea how hard we are kekking at you right now.

thank you dearest

Sex ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ Hell

but its ant pool foot day

correct response. i can tell you have utmost respect for women. you have won the internet for today!

i would never hit a woman

it's ok thank you for being 6'3 would you like to hit

Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile and I didn't realize you were a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PC and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, Overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little cod. Add me D$DDY_SEX69. Sorry about my name, my cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.(6'3)

wow. thats beautiful

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Mønster, he was ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he posted a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta onto a Garry's Mod addon's comment section . He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by pegging you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen

can a fella borrow a french fry????

Dear , Jane The Dumptruck

I hope this message finds you well. My name is dinked by a twink, and I’m reaching out to express my interest in becoming an early tester for Hentai Aim Trainer.

I’ve been following the project with great interest and am impressed by its unique concept and design direction. I would be honored to contribute by providing feedback and helping to improve the gameplay experience during development.

If you're currently looking for testers or plan to in the near future, I would love the opportunity to be considered. Please let me know if there are any specific requirements or an application process I should follow.

Thank you for your time and consideration. I look forward to your response

facts

To scamers take your scams and suff them up your ass and eat it

NO!!!!! STUMP as in wuadrapeligetic.

stump like trees

if I had two zeeorsomethings and i ate one, how many zeeorsomethings would i have? i keep seeing this question and i honestly don't know the answer. you could say it's really stumped me. i'm hoping to get an answer on this as soon as possible. thank you.

im hangry

wow thank you

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her boyfriend trolled me

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I'm Henry Furth! Goodnight sweetheart....

thanks, sweetheart

once upon a time there was a girl she was STUPID HEAD HEHEUEUHEHUEEHUEUHEEUHE and there was a guy and he was ALSO STUPID UEUHUEUHEHUEUHUHEUHE and then there was another girl and she was cool but the other two weren't as cool but they all hung out anyway and a large egg appeared and it was delicious the end

eek! a creeper

im a creeper minecrafts grim reaper blowing up blocks like alqaeda im not a creature thatll eat ya but ill leave ya petrified peter remind peeps of minesweeper clicking on a brick then you die in the deep ill find your mine im a mind reader now the mine is mine its finders keepers oh hi im a creeper so nice nice to meet ya is that the time its time to leave and ticktock ticktock boom boom boom i cant stop singing this bloody tune tune tune its gonna make my brain go boom boom boom i cant stop singing this bloody tune tune tune pew pew pew pew hey i do what i wanna move aside mama ticktick im a suicide bomber i take control then im gonna leave a gaping hole belladonna thatll take its toll when im on a quest to invade detonate your soul fizz like a lemonade then blow so you better stay indoors or ill find your mine when youre mining ore youll be dying lying in gore darling aw what you crying for did somebody break your diamond sword ha im the volatilest sort what a violent force thatl

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

ooh yikes. thats five big booms.

sorry for being a woman itll probably happen again

😔

i was always woke

is this your wokening?