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yo you have a great taste in games mate

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Everyone knows Mario is cool as ♥♥♥♥. But knows what he’s thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance I believe it was Kant who said “Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.” Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating “Let’s-a go!” Keep it up, baby! When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.

+rep futa wizard

-rep he is not the old cool warcraft 3 wizard i used to know anymore, he is nothing but an EMPTY SHELL!!!!

Hello distinguied gentleman, i see you are a man of culture aswell. I'd like to learn more about your adventures in the wild especially that one time you took an elevator to the moon. The fact that you did not even reach a significant velocity intrigues me. Looking forward to hearing from you. With Stima, joust Grandmaster.

this mans creativity is on another level

yoo its ding/dong

dad?

Your post in "Search for Friends" is amazing. I pray you find someone with an amulet to protect against the evil eye!

ok :(

Of course, give me your parents's number and i'll convince them to buy it for you. Yours truly, Zadok :)

could you please pay me spider man remanstered ? :)

this guy is a giga gamer chad

i saw the comment on the hentai group that stuff was hilarious

𝙸ä! 𝙸ä! 𝙲𝚝𝚑𝚞𝚕𝚑𝚞 𝚏𝚑𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚗! 𝙿𝚑’𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚞𝚒 𝚖𝚐𝚕𝚠’𝚗𝚊𝚏𝚑 𝙲𝚝𝚑𝚞𝚕𝚑𝚞 𝚁’𝚕𝚢𝚎𝚑 𝚠𝚐𝚊𝚑-𝚗𝚊𝚐𝚕 𝚏𝚑𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚗—

absolute legend

Bruh is that staff thing a bait? 💀

show me the staff

How much for hot wand pics fam?

old wizard of the hot tub, what is your wisdom?

I love your jokes man never stop.

great guy. Pretty religious and talks a lot about his love to God. Sometimes surprises you with Bible verses at 6 o’clock in the morning. May the Lord be with you, my son.

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