Chris, you absolute couch-dwelling potato, get your ass up and start the damn game already — we've been sitting here for forty-five minutes watching you fumble with the controller like it personally offended your ancestors, and if you don't hit that start button in the next five seconds I swear to every god across every religion that I will come over there, shove that controller somewhere anatomically creative, and start the game my damn self, so for the love of all things holy, press the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ button.

incapable chris.

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tell your bf jason williams that hes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on faceit, lvl 8 with 186, what a joke of a player

After checking demo, yea our orange was probably cheating (not 100% sure, but like 80%, beyond a reasonable doubt). We had 0 idea, when I spectated him all I saw was him baiting our teammates or doing something so questionable, I just wrote it off as bad player does questionable thing. Most of my friends are also bad, you get used to it. Also, as a four stack you cannot kick your 5th anymore, even if we did know, we couldn't have done anything about it. He did not comm at all and played like he did not have a mic. I see why you think he comm'd, but me throwing 3 pieces of util at the same corner to generate a sound queue, to make taking A possible, and should not have drawn a full rotation. Having someone cheat against you makes you do weird things, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. I reported his profile.

+rep

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0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

Sry was sleeping 🥱

+rep, we sat across from each other on the map, two strangers suspended in motion, our lives briefly parallel like train tracks that will never meet. you looked out the window; i looked at you looking out the window. it felt like a metaphor. or maybe a nervous breakdown. i didnt speak. i rehearsed numerous possible greetings in my head, all of which ended in catastrophe or marriage. by the time I settled on a shy “hi,” youd already vanished at the next game, like a ghost I was never meant to chase, only observe and write haunting journal entries about.

added for m4

+rep didnt get hacked

best profile ive ever seen

yooyo

Ty for Trade, enjoy m4

Awp hyper

add top discuss

touch grass

Hope you enjoy the Karambit :)

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

me: let's finger paint!
paint: WHAT! 😨
lets: I'm scared
scared: no I'm scared
no : Hi scared
Skibiti toilet: fein fein fein fein fein fein fein 🤑🤑🤑

added for red lam

Keep playing!

queues with wallers. ♥♥♥♥♥ sad

add for ak

Voice of a 40 year old and mind of a 12 year old. GG.

+rep

+rep smart moves

interested in ak red lam w/ ibp kato and mouse kato 14

+rep.

✅➕REP from RUSSIA➕✅ I kinda liked your profile and thought we could be friends :3

-rep so easy, your friends and you are so stupid and bad, jaja!!

, thanks for trade!

+REP nice trade

-rep decepticon

i have a bbl

+ rep fast trade

hi added for trade

check float plz :D

+REP, THANKS FOR THE FAIR TRADE

no motion alert

You're not serious with this profile photo, are you? Take that jacket off, you backstreet boy wannabe xD

Check float please;

check float please

-rep butters

+rep real one

trade

u dont even have comments enabled +lost bad on an easy game

why u remove ur hours on steam, 8k hours playing in 4k rating cs premier games XD