Se min kuk
ja, den er stor som faen.
Alt hva jeg eier,
det er stort som den.
Det er fordi jeg
knuller med den store
kuken og
fordi den er min venn.

Se min fitte,
den er våt som havet.
Alt hva jeg eier,
det er vått som den.
Det er fordi jeg
knuller med den våte
fitta og
fordi den er min venn.

Se min dame,
hun er kåt og villig.
Alt jeg begjærer,
det er dama mi!
Det er fordi hun
elsker alt det stive
og fordi hun
knuller kåt og fri!

Se min gutt
han er jo stiv som påle!
Alt jeg begjærer,
det er gutten min!
Det er fordi han
elsker alt det våte
og fordi
han elsker kroppen min.

Se vår elskov
den er vill og vakker.
Alt vi begjærer
er å knulle hardt.
Det er fordi vi
elsker erotikken
og fordi vi
nyter,
det er klart!

Se vår seng, ja
der er plass til mange.
Alt vi begjærer
er å knulle deg.
Det er fordi en
trekant er så deilig.
Og fordi du
knuller
meg
og meg.

Av: Berit Hagen

+rep top surv

+rep nice survivor

-rep tunneling adopted fat ass hoe

bot and griefs only

-rep

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. :3

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

He's the danish John Lennon

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Biggest ♥♥♥♥ in all of Denmark

ayo

yoyo, det steffan :)

i wanna ♥♥♥♥ u

BIG BLACK Ni.....

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY UR A SIMP
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)

Chess is dead

Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank.

I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it.

Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.

stink

fisse

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sure fam

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

HE DO BE GETTING THEM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

HE IS A GOD

COOLEST DUDE EVER

add me pls

+rep, very nice guy

wait who said josh?

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youve been visited by the fedora of mystery! tip yours to 5 friends or you'll be haunted by the spirit of fashionable wear

No? hehehe

did i hear someone talking ♥♥♥♥ about josh?

at least I don't smell as bad as Josh

ew stink

No u Mya

you are so wise my friend!

Mya the fish

bert hammer

*beep beep* on my way to fight racism

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