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May 10 @ 12:37am 
+1 he gave me the n word pass
Aug 22, 2025 @ 12:59pm 
its mr garry from garrys mod
Jul 4, 2025 @ 8:10pm 
toopy poopy & goopy
Feb 17, 2025 @ 8:08pm 
We had sex at an Arby's. Atleast a 9/10 experience
Feb 8, 2025 @ 4:27am 
funny jon
Mar 14, 2024 @ 3:39pm 
new rick owens cost a check
Mar 14, 2024 @ 3:00am 
-rep tried too touch me in rust, failed, raided, and sealed
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Dec 22, 2023 @ 4:52am 
2pacula what happened to you
Nov 3, 2023 @ 6:50am 
I remember
Apr 9, 2020 @ 6:20pm 
You sir. You sir have won the internet!
~Take my reddit gold kind stranger :winter2019coolyul:
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Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :)
el pingüino Trade Banned
May 6, 2018 @ 3:17pm 
im adriel btw
el pingüino Trade Banned
May 6, 2018 @ 3:17pm 
Games like gran turismo, forza, asetto corsa, and stuff like this, they are fantasy games. They are for you are able to mashtubate to cars and car culture and and shiny paints and, and life style that you never going to have. This game is not like those games, this game is about realism. Only thing you mashturbate to is a girl picture, because that’s all you get. You don’t masturbate to this car because that’s just… sick. And, that’s what this game is about, this is car game about realism
el pingüino Trade Banned
May 6, 2018 @ 3:13pm 
I got a dig bick

You that read wrong

You read that wrong too

You checked

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You are wondering why you're still this reading this

You saw that mistake... right? (On 7)

But did you see that I skipped 6?

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And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9

I said saw you, not you saw

I also skipped 2

You got tricked

I'm just wasting your time go back and read other coments.😂😂

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Just kidding, but you scroll faster than a Bugatti drives! .lol😂

Trolled 😂
Apr 20, 2018 @ 8:03am 
Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your star, your perfect font, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.

I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probablydont get any of these types of messages/posts on Steam and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.
Dec 28, 2017 @ 10:15am 
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterio my story
Nov 8, 2017 @ 8:18pm 
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Oct 6, 2017 @ 9:25pm 
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el pingüino Trade Banned
Jul 26, 2017 @ 8:04pm 
LISTEN👂🏻HERE👇🏻MY GUYS‼️ 🚫🚫STOP🚫🚫 PRETENDING👺 YOU HATE 😡MAYO🐔. I👁 KNOW🕵🏼 FOR A FACT👮🏻 YOU LIKE👍🏼 MAYO🍳🍳🍳🍳. I 👀SEE YOU THERE WITH YOUR HAM🐷 SANDWICHES🍞 AND YOUR DEVILLED😈 EGGS🍳. AINT NOBODY🙅🏼 HATE😡 DEVILLED😈 EGGS🍳 MY MAN🚹. ALRIGHT🆗? I KNOW🕵🏼 YOU LIKE👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 MAYO🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳. EVERYONE 💕LOVES💕 MAY🍳, OKAY🆗? EVERYONE L💖VES EGG🍳🍳 SALAD SANDWICHES🍞. EVERYONE 💘S FRIES🍟 WITH MAYO🍳 AND KETCHUP🍅. 🚫🚫🚫🚫STOP PRETENDING YOU HATE MAYO🚫🚫🚫🚫 JUST TO BE "🅱️OOL". YOU'RE NOT 🆒, OKAY? NOBODY'S 🅱️OOL WHEN THEY PRETEND TO HATE😡 🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳MAYO🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳!!!!!!!
el pingüino Trade Banned
Jul 7, 2017 @ 7:47pm 
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Jun 25, 2017 @ 9:02pm 
💍💍Ring💋💍 around my 💩bummy👅💩 a 👄👄mouth👅👄 full of 💦cummie💕💦 asses, asses, we all 😢fall😢 😵down😵😲 between my legs👅👄 because 👪Daddy👪 promised me 💦👅cummies💦💦 all his 🙈🙉🙊👅💦💕cummies 😩😫and more 😈👄👅cummies💦💦 than my 😍tummy💆 can handle oh 👪👪Daddy!!!👪 don’t lie to your 👉squishy👈 😻kitten💦😻 or I 💀PROMISE⚰☠☠ I’ll send this to ten other 💦👪Daddies👪👪 who will give me 💦💧cummies instead💦👅👅 and you’ll ⚰NEVER☠ get this 😻squishy😻 again, if I get 😢0😓 back: I’ll be 🙌🙏hungry🔥 for only 👪YOUR👪 💦cummies😼💦 3 back: I’ll have 🙀many more 💦💦💦💦cummies👀 5 back: I’m 👪👪all the 👪Daddies💦💦💦👪 little kitten😺 10+ back: 💦💦cummies👅😻 kitten 💍💎extraordinare💄🎀, so don’t be ⚱⚰JEALOUS⚔⚖ 👪daddy👪💔
el pingüino Trade Banned
Feb 3, 2017 @ 8:13pm 
i saw your discussion on goat sim forums, i didnt mind much, but now i check your profile if you like the show fanboy and chum chum which i got from your info, you are a retarded 8 year old that types and acts like their 28, atleast i partake in MODERATE fandoms, and im not into gross ♥♥♥♥.. so yeah, thhats MY REVIEW on your profile, hope you enjoy and if you get pissed, which im sure you wont if you have some sort of sence, i know you ARE a retared 8 year old.
el pingüino Trade Banned
Jan 17, 2017 @ 8:44pm 
My first time on Club Penguin I was a 9 year old girl. There was some kid named something generic like "cutesurferboy13." He said he was 14 so I said I was 13. The next message has been immortalized in my brain.
"do u have a nice but"
For whatever reason I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ panicked. I felt hot like the walls were closing in on me and I couldn't breathe. A sense of imminent doom descended upon me. I had never been confronted with something of a sexual nature this way.
I frantically typed "i am 9 srry"
I logged off and never logged back on again.
el pingüino Trade Banned
Nov 18, 2016 @ 6:29pm 
The pictures below depict cannonballs of two different masses projected upward and forward. The
cannonballs are projected at various angles above the horizontal, but all are projected with the same
horizontal component of velocity.
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Sep 3, 2016 @ 11:03am 
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Sep 3, 2016 @ 10:59am 
Who is this
>Semen Demon
>Jizz Genie
>Baby Batter Bringer
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>Sperm Summoner
>Ejaculate Empress
>Mayonnaise Maiden
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>Fluid Druid
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>Wang Wizard
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>Dong Dominator
>♥♥♥♥ Khan
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>Sausage Sergeant
>Middle Leg Major
>Pole Privateer
>Shaft Specialist
>Pecker Prodigy
>Boner Benefactor
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>Baby Batter Bladder
>Willy Ghillie
>Butt Hut
>Glans Fans
>Spooge Scrooge
>Ejaculate Advocate
>Skeet Treat
>Wang Wrangler
>Jism Prism
>Smegma Savant
>Anal Aficionado
>Testicular Temptress
Aug 30, 2016 @ 12:06pm 
I'm ♥♥♥♥ Harrison🍆💦, and this is my porn shop. I work here with my daddy😩💦🍑and my son, Big ♥♥♥♥🍆👅💦💯. Everything in here has an erection😍💦💦 and a price. One thing I've learned after 69 years😈💦👅- you never know WHAT is gonna ♥♥♥ through that door. 😩🍆💦💦👅💦
Aug 12, 2016 @ 6:30pm 
I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined because I am a person with high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla at your nearest drug and convenience store. Act now and save 1.50 off your next purchase.
Jul 25, 2016 @ 4:55pm 
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Jun 29, 2016 @ 7:11pm 
Damage Given to "2Pacula" - 41 in 8 hits
Apr 15, 2016 @ 2:54pm 
I won't deny it. I'm a straight rida. You don't wanna ♥♥♥♥ wit me.
Jan 21, 2016 @ 6:41pm 
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youve been visited by the fedora of mystery and autism!:happy_creep:
Jul 14, 2015 @ 4:00pm 
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Jun 5, 2015 @ 9:19pm 
R.I.P
Apr 14, 2015 @ 3:31pm 
Makes me meep when I see him chat me.
Dec 22, 2014 @ 6:34pm 
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propane
Jul 15, 2013 @ 8:41pm 
HI!!!!!! :P