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DARK SOULS™: Prepare To Die Edition
Step 1 : Start game Step 2 : Create character Step 3 : Git gud Step 4 : Be the best player Step 5 : Rate this guide for teaching you how to achieve gudness Step 6 : Close the game Step 7 : Complain about Dark Souls 2 and 3 for not being as hard as Dark Sou
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Comments
Dan Dørmåtte
Jan 28 @ 1:21am 
+rep, morten
Zebitor
Jun 15, 2024 @ 1:53pm 
rager ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meget i alle comp spil
maLLo-
Aug 13, 2019 @ 1:20pm 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Pippzu the Witchu
Dec 28, 2016 @ 7:29am 
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Pippzu the Witchu
Nov 1, 2016 @ 2:44pm 
Du sej morten
Olivphil
Sep 25, 2016 @ 6:48am 
Du er sej morten