help! i tried to learn lua for gmod but now my computer speaks hawaiian. i wrote print("hello world") but it printed "aloha world" instead. i think i downloaded the wrong lua.
also why do i need to learn about the moon? lua means moon in portuguese but i just want to make guns spawn. i studied astronomy for 6 hours thinking it would help with scripting. it did not.
every tutorial says "just use a hook" but i went to the hardware store and bought actual hooks. i hung them all over my computer but nothing happened. the game still crashes when i spawn 500 melons.
i made a simple addon that adds a button but it created a black hole in my bathroom. the toilet is gone. i think i accidentally learned quantum physics instead of lua. my mom is very angry.
please send help. i am trapped in the source engine and all i can see is missing textures. everything is purple and black.

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