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This is a video of me out shooting after crushing five plates of IHOP pancakes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elOPqcKc_D4 Even though I’m 250 lbs, as a LGBTQ supporter of the Democratic Party, I firmly believe I won’t let ICE gun down my best friends anymore. ICE shot my father, Alex Pretti, and as his homosexual son, Donky Pretti, I am furious!

It’s not necessarily that it’s actually smaller; it’s just buried. When someone is obese, the suprapubic fat pad (the fat right above the pubic bone) expands and literally swallows the shaft. It’s a 'buried penis'—the more the gut hangs over, the more the hardware disappears into the fat. Basically, the body’s 'TRX' exterior is hiding a very tiny, stunted interior.

When Donky was a child, he went to a Christian church, only to be kidnapped by a pastor and taken to Epstein Island, where he was subjected to inhumane abuse.

As a U.S. military doctor, I rescued Donky from the island. Tragically, his anus had been severely torn, and I had no choice but to perform surgery to stitch it up. From then on, Donky has only been able to excrete through his mouth.

But don't worry—our U.S. government is currently releasing the secret Epstein Island documents, and we will surely get justice for little Donky!

Hey guys please report this guy Donky https://exit.yueirsjskjl.cf/id/stophittingyourself He video called me last night and exposed himself to me while wearing a skirt. This is a huge offense to us in the U.S. Marine Corps LGBTQ+ community; it made me burn with desire, and I really want to F this Christian boy!!!!! Rah!!!!!!!

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