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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

Hey, I heard your voice and thought you sounded really sexy. I don't normally do this, but I think you're really cool and I appreciate you letting me be on your friends list. It's really rare to find a guy who is polite and nice to a girl in video games! I don't know why more guys aren't like you. Haha, we should play some Minecraft together sometime! It's a really cool game where you build stuff like legos. I want to show you my farm, and all my cute animals. SQUEE Sorry, I wasn't flirting with you (blush), I swear I'm just trying to get to know you better... Sorry was that too blunt? I'm just really flirty and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I don't get out much. Add me on snapchat, you sound really nice and fun! XOXOXO

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We could put a naked girl on the flag, with, like, big whoppers, and she's sittin' in her doorway, and you're walkin' through town, and she's like, "hey, stranger, come over here!" And you're like, "what do you want, woman?" And she's like, "so you can come in and have supper at my place," and you're like, "I'm a good Christian man with a wife at home, I can't be hangin' out with strange women," and she's like, "I ain't gonna bite you, mister," and you're like, "I don' know..." but then, all of a sudden, the rain starts comin', almost as if God Himself is pushin' you toward her doorway, so you go in, and she's sittin' down, and she's got a hot meal, and it's been a long time afore you've had a hot meal and a cool pillow, so you sit down, and she takes a napkin, tucks it into your collar, now it's been a long time afore you've felt the fingers of a woman, so you get a lot mighty excited, then all of a sudden, her sisters come over, and you're like "how many sisters?" One sister, two

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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA GUY THAT KILLED U!
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Wow... What can I say, the game is on dabbler. I would say 6 out of 10. Music is 100 out of 10. Stop... Why am I evaluating it?... that's not why we all came. And for a huge gallery of anime Chan. Oh Yes...they are godly🖤🖤🖤

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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play csgo with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princess if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you knife as little gift. you like Fade? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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The bull is HIV positive. I've been rock hard since I found out. I talked to my wife and she promised that he'd always be wearing a condom. My wife is currently pregnant and the idea that only a thin bit of latex prevents his supercharged POZZED load from infecting my wife and her baby is the most erotic thing ever!

The bull is HIV positive. I've been rock hard since I found out. I talked to my wife and she promised that he'd always be wearing a condom. My wife is currently pregnant and the idea that only a thin bit of latex prevents his supercharged POZZED load from infecting my wife and her baby is the most erotic thing ever!

<23:57:46> "Sparkles": TOUCH BUTT
<23:57:49> "[Cam] Cam": "Sprinkledinkdonkletrondorkbink": TOUCH BUTT
<23:58:37> "Sparkles": "Cam" pokes you: touch my butt
<23:58:42> ''Sparkles'': can u touch me right on the butt please

This man is an expert at spelunking. Ask him for tips and tricks.

Imported.

hahahahaha imagine if your name is bend richter

hi ben

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old wongs beget new wongs. the old generation of the worst of the worst will find its way to procreate with the fellow worst of the other sex to craft a new generation of nobs. this is how it has been, this is how it always will be. this hatred, this rivalry will live beyond any natural means and any reason. it will always exist, and inform the national relations between australia and the united states. it will go down in history as much as the '68 olympics, except this time we are fighting. but the offer still stands: no weapons no guns no backup just a good ol fashioned 1on1 lets see who wins. meet me in the back of general dollar in bakersfield ca on november 16 or else you are officially a ♥♥♥♥♥ my dude. i dont even have any dota beef with u just a good ol blood feud be there or be square

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

I hope you are a small man

henlo

i hope you get a disease that is nice

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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