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Jun 13 @ 3:35pm 
Happy Bday!
Jan 28 @ 4:58pm 
+rep, good soldier!!:steamthumbsup:
Dec 17, 2025 @ 3:22pm 
your a good soldier but that team was pretty buns, gg
Dec 3, 2025 @ 11:20am 
+rep gg on sunshine:tabbycat: amazing sniper:bb3::moavwarrior:
Dec 1, 2025 @ 10:10am 
ggs
Nov 17, 2025 @ 9:08pm 
completely destroys me in scout in mge
Nov 17, 2025 @ 11:02am 
Funny game +rep nice player:ug::ug:
Nov 12, 2025 @ 3:55pm 
this soldier bullied me all the game:mommy: +rep:skullboy:
Nov 9, 2025 @ 2:36pm 
supportive of friendlies, ignores homophobes, +rep
Oct 30, 2025 @ 10:02am 
Loser sniper player with cringe ass profile please ♥♥♥ everyone would be better off
Jun 13, 2025 @ 8:34pm 
Happy Bday!
Jun 13, 2025 @ 5:18am 
Happy Birthday!!! :balloon:
Dec 9, 2024 @ 10:44am 
nice smg
Nov 28, 2024 @ 6:11pm 
Happy Thanksgiving!
Jan 22, 2024 @ 10:10pm 
If you dance on a bench, is it still a bench?? :R96_dance:
Dec 29, 2023 @ 10:50am 
+rep such a good scout playa
Aug 22, 2023 @ 8:47pm 
+Rep Thanks for the fast and easy trade!
Jun 21, 2023 @ 5:28pm 
direct hit scary
Jun 12, 2023 @ 10:50pm 
Hap Birth to you Bench.
Jun 13, 2022 @ 8:22pm 
Happy Bday!
Jun 17, 2021 @ 11:57pm 
Forgive me for my lateness dear friend. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :balloon:
Nov 6, 2020 @ 12:35pm 
👍 N I C E 👍 C O C K 👍
U HAVE BEEN VISITED BY A BRAVE WARRIOR OF ISLAM

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Jan 27, 2019 @ 11:04am 
ha ha u used to admin haaaaaa
Oct 27, 2018 @ 5:31pm 
Bench can ♥♥♥ over 25 gallons. Your argument is invalid.
What the flip did you just hecking say about me, you little frick? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my freaking words. You think you can get away with saying that poop to me over the Internet? Think again, hecker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
phillip is the best person in the world, he even ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my dad yeet
Jun 13, 2018 @ 8:05pm 
have a birthday
Jun 13, 2018 @ 5:59pm 
:balloon: Happy Birthday Benchie!!! :balloon:
Jun 13, 2018 @ 4:19am 
:balloon::balloon::balloon::balloon::balloon::balloon::balloon::balloon::balloon::balloon:

:hth::csgoa::P::P::Y: :csgob::TheD::A::Y:

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Apr 30, 2018 @ 8:10pm 
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Dec 30, 2017 @ 1:06pm 
Bench? More like, gay.
Dec 25, 2017 @ 6:09pm 
Merry Christmas Bench!
Dec 25, 2017 @ 2:31pm 
Don't ask lol >%
Dec 25, 2017 @ 12:12pm 
Merry Christmas Benchie!!! >#
Oct 22, 2017 @ 8:46pm 
HandTruck
Sep 27, 2017 @ 10:12pm 
Oh my
Sep 2, 2017 @ 7:11am 
E A T M Y P E E P E E
Jul 2, 2017 @ 12:12pm 
Understandable, have a nice day. :sr4sunglasses:
Jul 2, 2017 @ 12:11pm 
Sorry, BONEless food machine broke.
Jul 2, 2017 @ 12:08pm 
Hello can I get a BONEless food?
Jun 16, 2017 @ 8:40pm 
step up your bury game, your in second place. Soups in first with like 14ish slays and Yangs in like third place with like 3 slaps ?
Jun 13, 2017 @ 7:00am 
happy bopday bebch
Jun 13, 2017 @ 4:17am 
:balloon::balloon::balloon::balloon::balloon::balloon::balloon::balloon::balloon::balloon:

:hth::csgoa::P::P::Y: :csgob::TheD::A::Y:

:togcake:

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Jun 8, 2017 @ 8:41pm 
hi
Jun 5, 2017 @ 6:02pm 
Fun fact: I'm not a bully im a megabully (:
May 7, 2017 @ 11:37pm 
For every human in the world there are one million ants.
May 2, 2017 @ 2:33pm 
awr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~

That is the reason why 2 Nuclear bombs on Japan wasn't enough.
Apr 16, 2017 @ 10:11am 
Habpy Easter