Reverse all engines, all hands prepare for Crazy Ivan maneuver.
Hard to port, 180 degrees and dive to depth of 5,000 leagues.
Full sonar ahead - I want to know: WHO IS FOLLOWING US !!!!

Fire all nuclear torpedoes, engines on full reverse and dive to 10K, leagues.

And someone - FIND MY COFFEE CUP, it rolled somewhere under the navigator's station !!!

Church of Amen Aten Atom
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In the 17th Chapter of St Luke it is written: "the Kingdom of God is within man AND WOMEN" - not one man nor a group of humans, but in all humans! In you! You, the people have the power - the power to create machines. The power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then - in the name of Democracy - let us use that power - let us all unite.

Mr. Morden: What do YOU want? Ambassador Vir Cotto: I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave like this. [waves] Ambassador Vir Cotto: Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Captain chimp?

So say we ALL
Bodhisattva Guanyin Tulku - The Return of the Female Buddha.

Verse 1:
I am the very model of a modern Major-Pirate,
I've information vegetable, animal, mineral, sci-fi quotes and AI,
I know all the Queens of Egypt, and I quote the fights historical
From the Mars Rover to my last Viper launch, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,

Chorus:
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

Verse 2:
I know the ComfyUI nodes from CLIP to Power Lora Loader,
I've debugged the CSS that made the Coffee Cup exploder,
I've mapped the shadow fleets from China to the Pacific Islands,
And built a server farm that fits inside a sandwich on the highlands!

Verse 3:
I fly the Cricket low across the valley floor with grace,
I do Immelmans in DO-335s through enemy airspace,
I sell the MAGA Chile (Made from Mexican Jumping Beans) to the ICE agents at the airport gate,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General!