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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

But we haven't taken a side because it's not our fight.

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bruh if there is a meme i hate the most right now next to stick bug it's that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ distracted meme, not only did i hate that meme from the start but that annoying ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beat that plays through it, it doesn't even sound that good, i hate the distracted meme i hate the henry stickmin series ♥♥♥♥ that little stick ♥♥♥♥ him.

My husband of 5 years bought me reddit gold for our anniversary

My 5 year wedding anniversary with my husband was last week. The traditional gift for 5 years is silverware. I wanted a new set and told my husband which he could get me as a gift. I knew he wanted an Apple Watch and bought that as my gift to him.

On the day of our anniversary, I logged on to Reddit to find dozens of my posts and comments guilded. I found it odd as I don’t post terribly often and the guilded comments were old. It’s also the first time I’ve received reddit gold.

When the time came to exchange gifts, he gleefully opened his Apple Watch and began setting it up. I figured I’m all the excitement he forgot to give me my gift so I gently prodded him. He told me to check reddit.

Ladies and gentlemen, my husband GUILDED me 24 times as an anniversary gift. He’s a bit of a jokester, so I figured my real gift was coming.

Chick-fil-A Chicken Sandwich $3.05 Chick-fil-A Chicken Sandwich – Combo $5.95 Chick-fil-A Chicken Deluxe Sandwich $3.65 Chick-fil-A Chicken Deluxe Sandwich Combo $6.55 Spicy Chicken Sandwich $3.29 Spicy Chicken Sandwich – Combo $6.19 Spicy Chicken Deluxe Sandwich $3.89 Spicy Chicken Deluxe Sandwich – Combo $6.79 Chick-fil-A Nuggets 8 Pc. $3.05 Chick-fil-A Nuggets 12 Pc. $4.45 Chick-fil-A Nuggets – Combo 8 Pc. $5.95 Chick-fil-A Nuggets – Combo 12 Pc. $8.59 Chick-fil-A Nuggets (Grilled) 8 Pc. $3.85 Chick-fil-A Nuggets (Grilled) 12 Pc. $5.75 Chick-fil-A Nuggets (Grilled) – Combo 8 Pc. $6.75 Chick-fil-A Nuggets (Grilled) – Combo 12 Pc. $8.59 Chick-n-Strips 3 Pc. $3.35 Chick-n-Strips 4 Pc. $4.39 Chick-n-Strips – Combo 3 Pc. $6.25 Chick-n-Strips – Combo 4 Pc. $7.25

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I honestly can't believe how controversial this is! A few days ago, I found someone with a similar opinion and all of a sudden, 20 dudes undressed and started penetrating her vagina without consent, so of course being the supreme red pilled alpha male that I am, nicely told them that rape is incorrect and that they should leave her alone. Guess ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what?! They pulled out a knife and stabbed me repeatedly until I was dead on the floor. So currently I'm in heaven waiting for my judgement from God and this popped up in my head, so I decided to share this controversial opinion with my fellow intellectuals on Reddit where hopefully my opinion can be understood. Sorry for my bad English despite being completely fluent!

Fine you know what you little ♥♥♥♥? Your right, i shouldn't use reddit copypasta's. But hey at least...

I-s...is that an anime girl?? HMMGH*,* I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. oh jesus.

Please

I just need a single picture PLEASE I'M GETTING DESPERATE I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE PLEASE. I just want a single picture of her foot flexing and curling her toes. It's the only thing that can get me hard anymore. I can't even finish when having sex with my girlfriend unless I think of this picture that I need. Pokimane if you're reading this and you decide to help me in my time of need, please paint your toe nails a light sky blue. Thank you in advance.

Sincerely,

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uhmm... you look so cute and i just wanted to say hi, please notice me senpai,,,,

WOAH THERE IS ANOTHER VEGAN ON STEAM??? I HAD NO IDEA? WHATS YOUR FACEBOOK?

2020 wow.

Sorry, I don't speak gulag.

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The Government has bamboozled us all!

Why haven't they made a spongebob fleshlight? Think about it: it would be so soft, squishy, and there are enough holes in him that your friends could insert their wieners inside of him at the same time as you. I don't know about you but spongebob has always turned me on. Just the thought of an innocent, children's cartoon character turned into a penis sucking machine makes him 10x hotter. It could even have a suction cup on the bottom so you could mount it to the wall. In my opinion this is a perfect business idea, and it would satisfy many of my needs.

Masterpiece

So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare

may i have a second to talk about Jesus Christ

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That sounds pretty hot, or very cold.

Vincent, Your bad

Go jump in a shallow lake.

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Raping Without Touching: Here is a short list of some of the most common forms of non-tactile rape which is perpetrated by ALL men and which is suffered by ALL women every day of their lives (no exceptions).
Verbal rape (type 1) - if he speaks to her.
Smile rape (type 1) - if he smiles at her.
Smile rape (type 2) - if she smiles at him (he’s cute) and he refuses to smile back at her - you guessed it, that’s rape.
Thought rape (type 1) if he imagines raping her, then that’s rape.
Thought rape (type 2) If he imagines having consensual sex with her, that’s also rape because she didn’t consent to him thinking about having consensual sex with her.
Denial rape - if he is in a relationship with her and refuses to have sex with her, that is also rape.
Thought rape (type 3) if he imagines that someone else might have consensual sex with her (see thought rape by proxy).
Verbal rape (type 2) - if he talks to someone else about her - yeah, that’s rape too.

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If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd only have 2 bucks and millions of illegal counterfeit dollar bills that only bring sadness and disappointment in the human race and are a scar on the face of earth, ruining and vandalising everything the human race has strived for.

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Post this windmill on other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned.

A cancerous kid that still likes Undertale is trying to threaten me with emoticons.
Truly the pinnacle of human achievement.

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lol i found some random person and said that, i dont even know u XD