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85.4 hrs on record (72.3 hrs at review time)
so tem bot... codfield
Posted October 13, 2025. Last edited January 7.
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1.3 hrs on record
tem que jogar com alguem inteligente, não com macacos de 50 de qi
Posted October 11, 2025.
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56.9 hrs on record (55.7 hrs at review time)
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Muito bom, porem caso tenha quedras de fps, recomendo vc instalar um mod de resharders
Posted October 11, 2025.
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10.3 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
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multiplayerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"!
Posted May 17, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
19.4 hrs on record (17.2 hrs at review time)
Para quem esse jogo foi desenvolvido?
( ) Espermatozóides.
( ) Crianças.
(x) Tudo e todos.
( ) Adolescentes.
( ) Adultos.

Texturas, Gráficos, Lindeza?
( ) 220 x 120p.
( ) Meia boca, tem piores.
( ) Dentro da média atual.
( ) Bonito e agradável.
( x) Nem meu olho não aguenta essa qualidade incrível.

Bugs.
( ) O jogo em si é uma falha.
( ) Bug pra todo lado, tipo tiro em favela no Rio.
( ) Alguns bugs mas dá pra jogar.
(x) Bugs que não atrapalham.
( ) Sem bugs notáveis.

É difícil?
( ) Basta assisitr o jogo.
( ) Da pra zerar jogando num Volante..
( ) Padrão, bem de boa.
( ) Bem desafiador, as vezes difícil.
( ) Muito Dificil.
(x) Vai chorar, dar rage e bater na mãe até conseguir ser Pro.

Duração do jogo base.
( ) Piscou, acabou.
( ) 15 Minutos dá.
( ) 2 horinhas.
( ) Entre 6-12 Horas
( ) Muito tempo, no minimo umas 30 horas
(x) Até enjooar do jogo.

História.
( ) nunca nem vi
(x) Não tem, um Pubg da vida..
( ) tem história só para não dizer que não tem.
( ) Dá para gostar da história, se esforçando .
( ) Cuidado para não se apaixonar.(porém é meio confusa)
( ) Dava para fazer um livro!

Músicas.
( ) Era melhor sem.
( ) Da pra escutar, no baixo...
( ) Boa.
(x) Os caras capricharam no áudio.
( ) Baixe a Playlist pra escutar no ónibus.

Requisitos do PC.
( ) Computador da minha avó.
( ) Mínimo
( ) Médio
( ) Rápido
( x) Computador da NASA.

Para melhor Experiência.
( ) Desinstalar.
( ) O jogo é Offline.
( ) SinglePlayer.
(x) Co-op.
( ) Multiplayer.
( ) Há apenas Multiplayer

Me arrependo de ter comprado?
( ) Sim com certeza
(x) Não
Posted March 24, 2024.
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240.3 hrs on record (94.7 hrs at review time)
vale a pena na promoção, e se for começar a jogar SOLO JOGUE EM SERVER PVE
Posted October 22, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
143.5 hrs on record (32.8 hrs at review time)
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tenho 99% de certeza de que ninguém lê as criticas, então direi que sou gay.
 
Posted September 7, 2023.
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67.5 hrs on record (36.3 hrs at review time)
pov mexico
Posted January 23, 2023.
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24.5 hrs on record
muito ruim
Posted June 23, 2021. Last edited December 21, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
27.3 hrs on record (13.3 hrs at review time)
cara em 5 min de jogo eu morri 2x, em 13h eu acho q ja morri umas 40
Posted June 2, 2021.
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