WOS leagues have been announced, and we can now sign up for them. Let me know if you want me to do that or if you are all too busy going out and living it up to play WOS these days.

WOS is back online and I created a new team if you guys want to join up again. Hit me up on steam or in-game. And even if you don't want to join, it'd be good to meet up again and reminisce about the good ol' days...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LPbs_g-5J8

Flamboyant midfielder and part-time Jhirin-impersonator Bored has been banned from playing league matches until the end of the season.

The ban was handed down after a bunch of crying narcissists threw a hissy fit after being called out for being jerks.

Bored was unavailable for comment, but it is believed that the excitement generated by the associated ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ may serve as a temporary reprieve from the tedium of his existence.

Dark Slide owner Cappucinnho has stated his intention to appeal the ban.

Dark Slide fans were bemoaning their luck at the news that stalwart defender Cappuccinho is to be sidelined for 3 weeks as the result of a skiing injury. Having injured his right wrist and thumb, it is hoped that teammates will rally to give him a hand.