STEAM GROUP
Golden Machine Gun
STEAM GROUP
Golden Machine Gun
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Founded
October 14, 2008
3,174 Comments
Nov 8, 2025 @ 3:25pm 
Yo, what the hell ever happened to Jill? I still remember everyone thinking they were a hacker then they just vanished one day.
Aug 25, 2025 @ 8:18am 
love yall and miss yall <3
Aug 22, 2025 @ 2:38am 
yall were freaks
Aug 11, 2025 @ 2:33pm 
Miłość do ojczyzny i drugiego mężczyzny...
Jul 11, 2025 @ 2:32pm 
me too, me too
Jul 10, 2025 @ 12:29pm 
I miss y'all
Apr 3, 2025 @ 9:14am 
Oww my head, why was this half my life ago
Sep 23, 2024 @ 12:39am 
For anyone interested, we have made a group to bring back a piece of the past.
https://discord.gg/d2wYQaQw
I hope it brings solace to anyone wanting.
Sep 10, 2024 @ 11:03pm 
Man, just going through memories and it just dawned upon me...
I am older than this group by 73 days...
And one day later I got TF2 on August 3rd 2008... that's just nuts, was mostly silent in the Chambers/Sewers servers, but still glad to see this piece of history is still vibing with that residual good energy, y'all take care and see you on the flip side. 🫡
Sep 10, 2024 @ 6:03pm 
I miss ya boys. Stay Golden.
Jan 15, 2024 @ 7:20am 
I saw some mudcrabs by the water recently... I stay clear of them. Nasty creatures, but I hear their meat is rather tasty.
Jan 15, 2024 @ 7:16am 
"I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's Emperor. But for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in darkness, a doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed, the year of Akatosh, 433. These are the closing days of the Third Era, and the final hours of my life."

—Bilbo Baggins
Aug 20, 2023 @ 9:04am 
I remember the countless hours of my early teenager years playing on this server. It also introduced me to Madeon's music with it's banger Pop Culture intro. Thank you for the memories and helping me become a better gamer (both in skill and sportsmanship).
Jul 18, 2023 @ 1:11am 
oh, hell yeah
Jul 17, 2023 @ 10:56pm 
Jul 11, 2023 @ 4:38am 
Yo that'd be goated. The days of messing around on Chambers and all its variations will forever be stuck with me. I cherish these memories highly, second only to a gmod community I was a part of.

Shoutout to all the old GMG heads from Timeless/Minuette
I hope you're all doing well.
Jun 10, 2023 @ 11:51am 
I have the files of the GoldenMachineGun server
atleast i downloaded it before noodle deleted everything
May 22, 2023 @ 4:57am 
At the very least, I'll be setting up a museum of sorts, with most/all of the old maps on hand. Still working out many of the kinks, but it's close to release. Mainly looking for those with old TF2 installs to harvest some old map resources/etc
Apr 26, 2023 @ 5:56pm 
Just remember guys, I'm still "too easy" according to Aion.
Apr 10, 2023 @ 2:33pm 
i love this map so much https://youtu.be/nM304jwfOYQ
Apr 10, 2023 @ 11:17am 
What's stopping a revamp? surely there's still a lot of talented people to make scripts for the server
Apr 10, 2023 @ 4:51am 
rip:steamsad:
Sep 18, 2022 @ 4:30pm 
VVV this. Would be much appreciated VVV
Sep 18, 2022 @ 7:25am 
Does anyone have a collection of all the maps that I can download?
Aug 18, 2022 @ 12:40am 
god, I loved the GMG maps. too bad they no longer exist (to my knowledge). this takes me way back, back before the mann-conomy update and me loosing my main account

I think I might make my own GMG style group and maps

messing around in the admin rooms, having rooms you can open/close with a door, swimming in a pool, and in general just messing around like the simpler times
Jun 3, 2022 @ 2:58am 
Man, looking back at this relic really hit hard. I would think this was my first community group that I was interested in being part of; although I was the very quiet one, just lookin' yonder.
Back then I had a cursed amalgamation of a name, might recognize the name Novatuxo-Zretax or Xeno-Novatuxo Zaino-Zretax or some other cursed name.

It was just like the good ol' days... :feeling:
Jan 23, 2022 @ 2:47pm 
Ahh, memories from a simpler time. Hope you're all doing well.
Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:44am 
Just stopping in to say this was my home in Team Fortress 2; with a special shoutout to Jewish Pickles and Noodle for always being an active, helpful part of the community that made it feel like the family I've missed for so many years now. Like noodle said, a lot happened to TF2 over the years, and nothin' lasts forever; but I'm making sure to take those memories with me (From getting my first hat drop, to participating in the soldier/demo wars, to all the map changes in between) there was always something going on that managed to get everybody else involved, and pull us away from the traditional gameplay we'd known at the time.
Thanks again, everybody- I'll never forget you guys!
Dec 5, 2021 @ 4:08pm 
I miss everyone
Nov 21, 2021 @ 2:57am 
Times when life was much simpler
Jul 22, 2021 @ 11:59am 
Ban Gillis!
Jul 17, 2021 @ 12:16pm 
Still think about yall often, hope youre all doing well :)
Apr 4, 2021 @ 6:42am 
Guess who's back fignuts!
Mar 11, 2021 @ 3:38am 
Never thought id find the first server i ever played on regularly again, Even found my first hat here, This place made me go from super shy to enjoying talking to people online, I will remember this place for the rest of my life since it was the first time i was given a nickname. The Funny Swedish Guy =3
Mar 8, 2021 @ 7:00pm 
A memory of a memory. The dream before the wake and the nightmare after. One final shout into the abyss of which I loved.
Feb 24, 2021 @ 5:10pm 
It's been ♥♥♥♥♥♥' forever, Jesus.
https://youtu.be/NVKbnXRXQog
Feb 24, 2021 @ 3:03pm 
lol ♥♥♥♥, i was already old when i became an admin and im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ancient now
Feb 9, 2021 @ 6:33pm 
I actually bought an Australium smg and named it The Golden Machine Gun in honor of this group
Feb 7, 2021 @ 4:16pm 
Man I played this server back before starting high school and now here I am looking back after finishing college. Damn those where good times :steamsad:
Jan 18, 2021 @ 2:33am 
This community made this game for me, the fun times, the memories and most importantly the weird and funny people that roamed this server made my early teen existence just a little brighter. Love you forever and always GMG. <3
Dec 27, 2020 @ 2:33am 
I'll miss this server, it's admin drama, getting banned and unbanned again, sitting around for hours micspamming, creating teleporter traps on the slope, demoknight duels in the tunnel, ♥♥♥♥ I miss it.
Jul 28, 2020 @ 3:52am 
is this server still alive?
Jun 7, 2020 @ 1:46pm 
MEMORIES
May 10, 2020 @ 8:59am 
Any chance??
Mar 31, 2020 @ 1:58am 
I miss GMG...I miss the good times...
Feb 12, 2020 @ 3:48pm 
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Jan 16, 2020 @ 1:16am 
I'll never forget all the memories.
Jan 10, 2020 @ 3:39am 
i miss it.
Oct 30, 2019 @ 2:06am 
Wonderful memories. Forever rememberd as the GMG it is. Thanks for all that. <3
Sep 23, 2019 @ 10:02pm 
goot tiems. goot memoriorees