cant c*m wont c*m

It's been 10 years. 10 years since I last touched my penis. I cannot ♥♥♥. I will not ♥♥♥.

i am currently cummaxxing to the maximum potential

Hey Lois, I cant ♥♥♥

I spent 39 hours gooning, only to come up empty handed, alas I did not do the great release of the jizz snot

I flopped back on the bed, sweat sticking the sheets to my skin, and stared at the ceiling. It wasn’t just the ache down there—it was the weight of it all, the pointless loop of wanting and failing. Like my own wiring had shorted out, leaving me half-alive, a machine that wouldn’t finish its job. I thought about the window, four stories up. The pavement below didn’t care if I could ♥♥♥ or not. It’d be quick, at least. Cleaner than this slow rot of frustration.

I didn’t jump. Not yet. But the thought sat there, heavy as a stone, whispering that maybe tomorrow I’d be tired enough to listen.

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heh, another day, dattebayo

when i was 10 i accidentally put a cork into my peanis, now i cant pull it out! can someone help me bust?

God gave me a pre-mature vasectomy before I was even born, All these men say how "lucky" I am because I can never get a girl pregnant! "You didn't even have to go under the knife!" WELL NOW I CAN'T PULL BECAUSE I CAN'T SHOOT ANY WHITE STUFF OUT OF MY GLIZZ-A-TRON! I'm TIRED, so tired, of all these "normal men" and "woman" who are uneducated to my condition and curse.... because if you WERE me you'd dread everyday of living and EVERYONE points and laughs cuz U can't ♥♥♥

still can't do it, ♥♥♥♥ my life, whats the point

ghey guys i just arrived here

STAY STRONG, BROTHERS!

7 years later STILL CANT BUST

help me ♥♥♥ bros :(

y'all funny lol

2024 still can't ♥♥♥





♥♥♥♥ this

Doing rep for rep, Rate for rate, Feel free to add me! ♥

i been parlysed 4 year no feeling below waist

PLEASE HELP!! this morning i woke up and went to the toilet to go touch my penis while looking at clash royale r34 but when i put my hand in my pants to rub the beast i grasped at nothing! "Where is it!?" I yelled in frustration. 20 minutes of searching for my wizard stick later I felt that i needed to piss. I have no schlong but i must pee. Someone please help find my penis it's 17cm long and it's strong and veiny if anyone finds it pls dm me.

i cannot ♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IS FOR THE WEAK, SEMEN RETENTION IS WHERE YOU WILL THRIVE, you will die and face your god, and he will look down and see your MASSIVE BLUE BALLS, and he will have to respect you because of this. He will ask the universe how he was capable of creating such a creature to never do the big splurge, never release the million semen demons, never let out the Baby Batter, to never do a BALL BARF, heaven forbid you release the Bonk Juice, angles cry if ever let that ♥♥♥♥ snot loose, and he will envy you, a mortal man, for never allowing the white gold to spring from your balls. He will then put you into a Chasity belt and send you down below, not to HELL, but to a much worse place, The Edging caverns, a place where you will always be so close to releasing your TROUSER GRAVY, but never achieve the sweet sweet release of that Willy Milk. You will live in death, as you lived in life. Unable to ♥♥♥, forever.

i can cooom

+rep for +rep

meow :3

rep for rep and award for award:)
also friend collecting adding everyone back<3

I can't confirm nor deny that I may or may not be able to ♥♥♥

Why cant you coom?

cant ♥♥♥ wont ♥♥♥

♥♥♥ fart out ass, not mine.

no ♥♥♥

never ♥♥♥

DADDY'S CUMMIES

ihave never ♥♥♥ my balls r hurt,,,ing.

i prefer not to ♥♥♥

I can't ♥♥♥, My ♥♥♥♥ will not let me. But that's okay. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is technically gay because you know who also likes ♥♥♥?

Gay Men
Don't ♥♥♥ if you aren't gay.

Tired of not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. This vape tastes like old fry oil. Done with this life. Done with this husk. ♥♥♥♥ THIS WORLD I COULD NEVER BUST

i cannot ♥♥♥

I can't ♥♥♥

௵ ͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬ௵ஹ௵ ͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬ௵ஹ௵ ͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬ௵ஹ௵ ͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬ௵ஹ௵ ͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬ௵ஹ௵ ͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬ௵ஹ௵ ͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬ௵ஹ௵ ͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬ௵ஹ௵ ͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬ௵ஹ௵ ͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬ௵ஹ௵ ͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬ௵ஹ௵ ͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬ௵ஹ௵ ͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬ௵ஹ௵ ͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬ௵ஹ௵ ͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬ௵ஹ௵ ͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬ௵ஹ

>Can't ♥♥♥
>Finds this steam group
>Now a part of something greater
>Profit

accidentally watched gay porn and finally came wtf???

the ♥♥♥ cannot be done

how do i turn on my ♥♥♥♥

just tried ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i couldnt

Took a gas station sex pill, still can't ♥♥♥

locked, loaded, but cant shoot

I WANT THE ♥♥♥

Literally CANT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥

need more hentai game reviews so that i can ♥♥♥ finally